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Easy:
Jennifer was raised in the middle east and was subjected to FGM. However, when she was older, she got brought to the states. She still wanted to raise raise a family, but didn't really get along with men as well as she got with women. But, she didn't want her homophobic parents to think she was a lesbian, so she married a trans woman who didn't want his parents to know that he was gay. Jennifer, realizing she can't pleasure her husband, agreed to make the marriage an open one. They adopted three children together. After Jennifer's parents died, she felt comfortable adding "lesbian" to her profile.
Did I pass?
Lesbian, but married with a man for money. Adopted 3 children to stay a virgin.