@matrix I kinda saw the balls thing coming in a way

@matrix ideal response: "How much money do you think you're paying me? Do you think suing me would do anything? Give me a raise right now or I'm telling everyone just because you made this dumb threat."

@matrix today in another episode of "Things that happened"

@matrix Wait...so no revenge was had on the asshole who ordered the coffee, and he wasn't rewarded in any way for keeping the secret about the incident? So...nothing