@matrix All of that is cringe, except for the metric system.
Also, he didn't mention freedom.
Canadistan is a sad place.

@matrix "I don't even think about you"

@matrix >usa feels sorry for them and donates the middle of donuts to them as food aid
>they call them timbits and pretend they're innovators

@matrix Woah, this dude should cool it with the racist, nationalistic remarks before he gets arrested! Doesn't he know celebrating Canada Day is a racist hate crime?

@matrix oh yeah and we will also be Canada's entire military if they ever get involved in an armed conflict and we're what stands between them and Mexico. And the fact that they have a tenth of our population.

Must be nice having a government that doesn't spend billions of dollars of their tax payers' money on foreign conflict and instead spends it on their own people though tbh.

@matrix I have some Canadian pennies
The only real thing worth celebrating on that list is poutine.
@graf will tell you that universal healthcare is... Well...