@matrix WONT HELP
ALL COPS ARE FAGS

@matrix damn, guess we now know who's not straight anymore.
Dude will have to divorce his wife after examining this crime scene, since he's not attracted to her anymore

@matrix @matrix

@matrix he'll do it anyway, but you can rest easy knowing he'll never forget

@matrix you know for a fact every cop in that precinct bullied that guy afterwards for being the one that signed-off on it.

@matrix They do love shoving objects up the ass 🤔