matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

I'm playing Degrees of Lewdity for the first time and I just wanted to take out the trash and a dog is trying to rape me. I don't to lose my virginity to a stray dog :alexjonescrying:

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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

Pepper spray and punch fended him off. Ufff. Now where can I buy pepper spray?

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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

Nooo, it's set in Britain.

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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

After managing to escape another rape attempt :lul:

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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

How to cure induced trauma? Masturbation of course :omegalul:

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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

Another rape attempt avoided, this time just by shear brute force.

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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

Wait, I can get a chastity belt and analshield to protect my precious virginity? :pogchamp:

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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

You can get raped even by eels...

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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

Mandatory penis inspection

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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

I'm no longer a virgin :pepeRevolverCry:

I thought I managed to fight them off, fuck

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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

Getting tongue fucked in the ass doesn't take away your anal virginity

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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

I'm not a pure maiden anymore, might as well end it :pepeHang:

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histoire
@matrix

>not immediately descending into degeneracy after losing your virginity

NGMI
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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:
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@histoire ngl, I considering becoming a whore

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Zerglingman
@matrix @histoire Brothel is the best income by a huge margin. AND make sure to study maths 🕶
Actually uhhh, history I think is the other really useful one.
I can't remember what the other two subjects are but I don't recall their bonuses being that great.
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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

@Zerglingman @histoire history for finding treasures and dance for the strip club

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Zerglingman
@matrix @histoire Huh, did it change? History was good for secret passages last time I played. Which were very useful to dodge Whitney, and just in general sneak about after I lost my clothes.
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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

@Zerglingman @histoire I dunno, I'm guessing

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Zerglingman
@matrix @histoire The other subjects are English and science, right? I don't recall what science does, other than improve the "progress science project" action.
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Zerglingman
@histoire @matrix OH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: DO NOT LET YOURSELF END UP IN THE PSYCH WARD
DO NOT GO TO THE PSYCH IF YOU'RE ON THE EDGE, HE IS NOT YOUR ALLY
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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

@Zerglingman @histoire I dunno, I'm guessing you might be able to make pepper spray with it

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Zerglingman
@matrix @histoire That would be neat. I don't even remember having pepper spray.
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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

@Zerglingman @histoire Can you stop going to school once you max out your subjects?

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Zerglingman
@matrix @histoire It decays over time, I think you need to do every other day or something to keep up with it.
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matrix07012 :thotpatrol:

@Zerglingman @histoire Oh thanks

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Nel
@matrix @Zerglingman @histoire this is crusader king-tier statements
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Zerglingman
@Nelenese @histoire @matrix Real gamers.
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