Wait, I can get a chastity belt and analshield to protect my precious virginity?

You can get raped even by eels...

Mandatory penis inspection

I'm no longer a virgin

I thought I managed to fight them off, fuck

Getting tongue fucked in the ass doesn't take away your anal virginity

I'm not a pure maiden anymore, might as well end it

Masturbation no longer satisfies me

Same sex couples are only set to 4% so why half of my rapists and gropers are women?

Wait, why am I lactating? Rubbing your breast is enough to start lactating?

I took Robin's place and got fucking vored by a whale

Hooker can do a shrink's job for cheaper
Second one tonight

Robin is gone

I assumed he's gone, because he stopped going to school and wasn't in his room, but he isn't gone

I don't want it to, I wanna be a loli

How do I survive the Ivory Wraith?

@matrix This sounds like Saria Reclaimed on steroids

...not that I ever played Saria Reclaimed

@matrix nice to know

@matrix keep telling yourself that, gay boy

@matrix

>not immediately descending into degeneracy after losing your virginity

NGMI

@histoire ngl, I considering becoming a whore

@matrix @histoire Brothel is the best income by a huge margin. AND make sure to study maths 🕶
Actually uhhh, history I think is the other really useful one.
I can't remember what the other two subjects are but I don't recall their bonuses being that great.

@Zerglingman @histoire history for finding treasures and dance for the strip club

@matrix @histoire Huh, did it change? History was good for secret passages last time I played. Which were very useful to dodge Whitney, and just in general sneak about after I lost my clothes.

@Zerglingman @histoire I dunno, I'm guessing

@matrix @histoire The other subjects are English and science, right? I don't recall what science does, other than improve the "progress science project" action.

@histoire @matrix OH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: DO NOT LET YOURSELF END UP IN THE PSYCH WARD
DO NOT GO TO THE PSYCH IF YOU'RE ON THE EDGE, HE IS NOT YOUR ALLY

@Zerglingman @histoire I dunno, I'm guessing you might be able to make pepper spray with it

@matrix @histoire That would be neat. I don't even remember having pepper spray.

@Zerglingman @histoire Can you stop going to school once you max out your subjects?

@matrix @histoire It decays over time, I think you need to do every other day or something to keep up with it.

@Zerglingman @histoire Oh thanks

@matrix @Zerglingman @histoire this is crusader king-tier statements

@Nelenese @histoire @matrix Real gamers.

@matrix postal 2 but everything is trying to rape you taking out the trash instead of kill you

@PhenomX6 chad move would be making everything cum so hard it dies

@matrix that setting affects couples that you might find, there aren't many places that happens though. The slider for what gender is attracted to you is completely separate.

@matrix Look at the stats on violence by WOMEN toward MEN and WOMEN against women

The lesbian violence rate is HUGE

Also I doubt Lesbian marriage ever works out

Its genetic design of females to refuse to be held accountable and refuse to pay your own way

@matrix

That's it, you're a cow now.

@orekix There are cow clothes

@matrix if only. damn i wish my gfs could use my Mega Milk.

#nsfw

@matrix the good ol' Jonah experience

@matrix i'm sure this actually happens often, there are a lot of lonely people out there.

@matrix NOOOOOOO

@matrix time to start a new playthrough

@beardalaxy If I take on his payments will I get him back?

@matrix unfortunately if they're gone, they're gone. You might be able to run to the dock to find and save them but if they aren't there, then that's it :P

@beardalaxy

@matrix

@matrix should've put spent more time in the character config

@Nelenese I did. I made her small and flatchested.

@matrix Don't worry, you can get your breasts reduced at the hospital.