@matrix I sleep with beautiful rich girls on a matress on the floor of my crackshack.
@PonyPanda @matrix This is actually real though, people live in shitty peasant apartments with mattresses on the floor with no bedframe and fuck fat girls that think they're not fat because they're not quite as fat as the average 38+ inch waistline fatty.
@gucciloafers @matrix I'm a fat slut.
@matrix that's probably going to become an actual thing though. We laugh, but minecraft is over 10 years old. There are people turning 18 this year who were only 6 when it came out and barely even know what the world was like without minecraft in it.
@matrix >not having two twin beds beside each other
his commitment is lacking
his commitment is lacking
