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Mort uses all of the jews' foreskin to make the foreskinator

News: Diane watches in horror as Tom begins to show off and describe all his furry porn that he commissioned to the viewers live on air

Stewie mistakes Chris' cum jar for baby milk and drinks it

Peter beheads Chris after watching Chris jerking off to my little pony porn

Jesus tells the biblical story of David killing 200 Philistines and stealing their foreskin

Peter goes to the hospital after cracking his dick in half like a glowstick

Peter explains how to cook crack and sell it through the darkweb

Jesus confronts Chris about his terabytes of Winnie the Pooh porn. He warns Chris he will go to hell if he keeps jacking off to fucking Piglet

Quagmire and Joe have a rap battle about their favorite pornos but they can only speak in old english

Carter lists his top 10 favorite war crimes committed by Serbia before 1999

carter lists the top 5 reasons mort should torture his cock and balls

Quagmire tells everyone his top 5 things from Ancient Greece that were considered acceptable but are deplorable in the modern era

Quagmire lists his top 10 bodies he buried in his backyard

Peter explains why using raid 0 is better then any other raid configuration

Bonnie explains how to do a blowjob, but can only talk like Jar Jar Binks

Herbert thinks the Holocaust was a hoax. Mort is horrified.

Peter broke his penis by having sex with Lois 10+ times time a day

Carter does a top 10 list of his least favorite human races

Dr Hartman stops halfway through his open heart surgery on Peter to announce that this operation is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

Cleveland explains how to masturbate with a raw chicken breast and not get salmonella

Chris reads the beginning of the book of mormon, but every second word is replaced with "Nagers"

Adam West only speaks in windows blue screen of death error messages from windows vista, Carter speaks in event viewer critical errors

Carter lists his top 10 favorite black people. Each number is Donald Trump

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Stewie lists his 10 most favourite gay male pornstars, and tells everyone their penis sizes in detail

Quagmire lists off his personal top 10 anime waifus in great detail and Chris can only respond with "GET THE VOICES OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD!"

Mort explains the benefits of an all wall breaker attack in clash of clans

Chris can only speak in clang compiler errors while the family talks about their favourite cars

Chris talks about how he loves Cofi from the popular web series "Chikn Nuggit"

Dr. Hartman explains various STDs and their effects on the body, but explained using only Half-Life 1 game terminology

Death talks about his recent work overload due to the Palestine Israel conflict

Mort's pharmacy is being audited. Mort reads out his extremely long suicide note, pulls out a pistol, holds it in his mouth, and pulls the trigger

Lois gives the too 10 reasons she loves slurping Cleveland’s big black cock

Chris give his top 10 things that make him say “WOW!”

Lois shoves a stick of dynamite up her pussy and lights it on fire

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