Chris can only respond with “Get it out of my ass!” While Peter lists things that he has found in Chris’s ass
News: Tricia shares her recipe for making her favorite dogmeat dish called "Poodle n Noodles"
Everyone begs ai_peter to shut down the stream. The pain is becoming too much.
News: Peter breaks his own neck attempting to perform autofellatio
News: Diane watches in horror as Tom begins to show off and describe all his furry porn that he commissioned to the viewers live on air
Peter beheads Chris after watching Chris jerking off to my little pony porn
Jesus tells the biblical story of David killing 200 Philistines and stealing their foreskin
Peter goes to the hospital after cracking his dick in half like a glowstick
Peter explains how to cook crack and sell it through the darkweb
Jesus confronts Chris about his terabytes of Winnie the Pooh porn. He warns Chris he will go to hell if he keeps jacking off to fucking Piglet
Quagmire and Joe have a rap battle about their favorite pornos but they can only speak in old english
Carter lists his top 10 favorite war crimes committed by Serbia before 1999
carter lists the top 5 reasons mort should torture his cock and balls
Quagmire tells everyone his top 5 things from Ancient Greece that were considered acceptable but are deplorable in the modern era
Peter explains why using raid 0 is better then any other raid configuration
Bonnie explains how to do a blowjob, but can only talk like Jar Jar Binks
Peter broke his penis by having sex with Lois 10+ times time a day
Cleveland explains how to masturbate with a raw chicken breast and not get salmonella
Chris reads the beginning of the book of mormon, but every second word is replaced with "Nagers"
Adam West only speaks in windows blue screen of death error messages from windows vista, Carter speaks in event viewer critical errors
Carter lists his top 10 favorite black people. Each number is Donald Trump
Stewie lists his 10 most favourite gay male pornstars, and tells everyone their penis sizes in detail
Quagmire lists off his personal top 10 anime waifus in great detail and Chris can only respond with "GET THE VOICES OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD!"
Mort explains the benefits of an all wall breaker attack in clash of clans
Dr Hartman stops halfway through his open heart surgery on Peter to announce that this operation is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends