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@matrix i actually feel bad because she'll probably die before any of her grandkids have children. i've already lost two grandparents before that happened :S
@matrix *sex granma and mama*
@matrix It's 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 fault for making me an unloveable loser.
@matrix uoh need arranged marriage
@matrix ・日本語（にほんご）は話（はな）せません。
@matrix i called my grandparents for christmas and my grandpa gave the phone to my grandma.
"hi beard, do you have a girlfriend?"