@matrix >OP is a fag
b e a r d
@Will2Power @matrix literally the leon kennedy meme
@matrix I'll fuck OP's wife for him if she wants
@VD15 it's reddit, he'll probably enjoy it
@matrix you have to marry her
Eddie Fucksaw 
@matrix 5 years together, first time sex. Clearly the girl doesn't know how to masturbate. What is this generation.
Get her a vibrator and play video-games in peace.
Get her a vibrator and play video-games in peace.
@matrix lol dude got the nymphotard gf dream lottery and is complaining, peak reddit moment
He's not good enough to keep up with his or her desires.
@matrix wait until you get older, it can be very annoying
@fyw321 viagra fixes that
@matrix I mean time consuming
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