@matrix >OP is a fag
b e a r d
@Will2Power @matrix literally the leon kennedy meme
@matrix I'll fuck OP's wife for him if she wants
@VD15 it's reddit, he'll probably enjoy it
@matrix you have to marry her
Eddie Fucksaw 
@matrix 5 years together, first time sex. Clearly the girl doesn't know how to masturbate. What is this generation.
Get her a vibrator and play video-games in peace.
Get her a vibrator and play video-games in peace.
@matrix lol dude got the nymphotard gf dream lottery and is complaining, peak reddit moment
Mualani Club Class President 
He's not good enough to keep up with his or her desires.
@matrix wait until you get older, it can be very annoying
@fyw321 viagra fixes that
@matrix I mean time consuming
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