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outside Herbert has Corey strapped to a perpetual masturbation machine and Herbert refuses to let him go

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peter is talking about how its a lovely day in september 2001, peter takes a phone call real quick and ends

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Brian and Cleveland have a pokemon battle, Brians pokemon is a dead squirrel he fucked to death Cleveland’s pokemon is George Floyd

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mort commemorates the International Holocaust Remembrance Day and hummer guy can only say “DUDE THIS JEW IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!”

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Chris shares a poem with the lines of "I feel X" with X being words that rhyme with "sick"

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Hummer Guy can only say "DUDE, KILLING TIGGERS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!". (Replace the T in TIGGERS with N)

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Chris gives extremely detailed instructions on how to make a dog cum

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Peter gives a detailed recipe with instructions on how to make a cum souffle

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Peter gives detailed instructions on how to make heroin for personal use

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Peter has to apologize to the FBI after his video giving instructions on how to make a fertilizer bomb

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mort is the weatherman. He says "wake up, bitches" then he says "='';"

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God is on vacation and gave the keys to Carter for the weekend. Carter has decided get rid of the blacks, gays, women

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Trump points his orbital cannon at Cleveland's house blowing it up, and leaving Cleveland in his bathtub, falling out

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