@matrix
Easy:
Jennifer was raised in the middle east and was subjected to FGM. However, when she was older, she got brought to the states. She still wanted to raise raise a family, but didn't really get along with men as well as she got with women. But, she didn't want her homophobic parents to think she was a lesbian, so she married a trans woman who didn't want his parents to know that he was gay. Jennifer, realizing she can't pleasure her husband, agreed to make the marriage an open one. They adopted three children together. After Jennifer's parents died, she felt comfortable adding "lesbian" to her profile.
Did I pass?
The SIMPsons (parody)
@10grans beg
@realcaseyrollins @nethaniah@theres.life It's possible that social.quodverum.com has us blocked.
However I'm not sure what's up with Gab. Since they see you and can talk to you means you aren't blocked. I think Gab just might have a bugged UI.
@videomurder No clue
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