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@ForbiddenDreamer fuck
@beardalaxy That credits roll looks surprisingly nice
By new version of Claude Sonnet
Granny lovin' is what's hot these days
My new girl is sixty-five, that's how I get paid
We get wild, she's got prescriptions galore
Spontaneous action, but first she hits the floor
Her bladder ain't what it used to be
When her catheter leaks, it smells like a barn, you see
Still we rock like young ones, sometimes it's tough
When she plays old folk music, that ancient stuff
Heart attack's a risk with every thrust
Her shaky hands from Parkinson's make me bust
Granny gives the best when teeth are out
Her orthopedic brace makes me want to shout
Her name's Hortensia, I'll never limit our connection
Yesterday she snorted vitamins in my direction
People stare but I don't give a damn
Today I hit her bunion with my slam
[Chorus]
Granny wants to ride
Granny gives it all, all the time
Granny's got it right
Granny gives it all, all the time
(Repeat)
Rolling with granny!
Old Desade's into that elderly game
Gets home-cooked meals, then diving in with no shame
Evening's lit at German oldies dance
Then it's gang time with Rick and Marty's chance
Granny's sweet, shops at discount stores
But I'm an old dog, against walkers and all those chores
She loves old singers, calls me by their name
"Don't push it too far," that's her claim
Don't know what I'd do with young chicks
I'd rather roll with old souls and their tricks
That's why I don't date any teens
'Cause I'm with your granny in her genes
She's at the doctor's, I'm at the bar
Selling her meds, buying drinks from afar
When she's fading, my wood gets weird
Like seeing old stars disappear
I'm the joke, but you're the punchline.
I run this website. I like posting funnies and fugging lolis.