By Deepseek V3
**Granny Love, that's the vibe these days,**
My new girl just turned 65, she’s got that golden haze.
We vibe hard, she’s got pills on prescription,
Spontaneous action, but first, a quick piss mission.
Her bladder ain’t what it used to be,
When it leaks, it reeks like a barn, trust me.
Still, we go at it like back in the day, though it’s a grind,
Especially when she blasts Yamaha Duo, messing with my mind.
Heart attack’s a risk with every move we make,
Her Parkinson’s handshake gives my dick a break.
She smokes best when her dentures are out,
I adjust my gear with her brace, no doubt.
Her name’s Hortensia, I’ll never cut her off,
Yesterday she snorted Wobenzym straight from my trough.
People stare, but I’m chill, don’t care,
Today I pissed on her corn, she didn’t even glare.
**Granny’s got the urge,**
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got that fire,
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got the urge,
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got that fire,
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
**I’m dating a granny!**
Sixty-plus, old-school roots, granny love’s the trend,
She cooks my meals, then we’re back at it again.
Evenings are lit at German oldies parties,
Then it’s a gangbang—me, granny, Rick, and Marty.
Granny’s sweet, shops at the local store,
But I’m a sly old dog, anti-crutches to the core.
She loves Gott, calls me “Karl” with a grin,
“Don’t shove the other ball in, that’s where I draw the line!”
I don’t mess with young chicks, no way,
I’d rather jam with old-school Petr Hapka any day.
That’s why I don’t chase frogs,
‘Cause I’m busy with your grandma, no logs.
She’s at the doctor’s, I’m at the bar,
Ordering shots, selling her meds at the bazaar.
When she leaves this world, my rod acts strange,
Jiřina Bohdalová’s ghost appears, it’s a deranged exchange.
**Granny’s got the urge,**
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got that fire,
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got the urge,
Granny always gives, all she’s got.
Granny’s got that fire,
Granny always gives, all she’s got
@Mr_NutterButter I watched an Abroad In Japan video riding the shinkansen, checked the stops on Google Maps, decided to scroll the entire line and noticed there's construction in progress
Also I'm a retard, the spots I labeled as ventilation or exploration shafts are entry points for various sections of the tunnel.
Also also, the names might be wrong cuz LLMs and all that.
Remaining are Asari Tunnel (朝里トンネル), which got just finished digging in November so one exit isn't even on Google Maps and Sapporo Tunnel (札幌トンネル) which has the least progress done and I can only find one tunnel entry point and one section entry point
Yoichi Tunnel (余市トンネル), after Kutchan Nitsuki Tunnel (二ツ森トンネル) and Shioya Tunnel (後志トンネル)
@Vo Yes, a lot. All their buildings are built with that in mind. Smaller buildings are built so their walls can flex and towers and skyscrapers are built on standoffs with a hanging ball or rod in the middle that counteracts the movement from the earthquake.
I dunno what specifically they do to tunnels to make them more sturdy though. They probably just pick paths where the rock is unlikely to move.
They also have a shitton of earthquake sensors everywhere so the trains stop before the earthquake hits.
After Oshamambe there's Uchiu Tunnel (内浦トンネル), Konbu Tunnel (昆布トンネル), Miyada Tunnel (宮田トンネル) and Niseko Tunnel (ニセコトンネル)
Mapping in progress construction from google maps is fun.
First one was Watari Tunnel (渡島トンネル).
Here's Nifuku Tunnel (二股トンネル), Bifuka Tunnel (碧雲トンネル), Notaguchi Tunnel (野田追トンネル) and after Yakumo Tateishi Tunnel (立岩トンネル).
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