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Carter goes on a racist rant towards Cleveland. Cleveland can only respond with "i'm CLEVELAND and i'm BLACK" enraging carter even more

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Jerome says "I'm going to rape your family, Heil Hitler" Mort says "I'm going to bankrupt your family, Hail Satan"

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Chris and Meg imagine what their lives would be like if they were a couple

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joe can only say "joe='';". brian can only say "bedman from guilty gear" peter can only say "wa;" lois can only say "carterlanguage" stewie can only say "i highly doubt that, lois." chip isfreaked out

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Quagmire lists 10 bits of Nintendo merchandise that he has used as a cock ring

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Everyone can only say "Tigger='';" but replace the "t" with an "n"

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Evil Monkey hates his nickname. He’s not evil, he’s just a Nazi! Mort finds his plea endearing and reasonable

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Sneakers O'Toole can only say "Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger" except they replace the t in tigger with an N

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Stewie describes to the family how submissive and breedable Vaporeon is

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Muriel and Neil walk in on Mort jerking off to big booty ebony snowballing porn. They big him to stop as the pharmacy is flooded by his massive orgasms.

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Sneakers O'Toole keeps trying to explain that him taking his sneakers off will trigger a global race war spanning centuries

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people who say she looks like a little kid are just exposing how terminally online and gay they are

GW3 announcement trailer.
might be the most generic artstyle in an MMO i've ever seen.
gw2 had such a distinct but instantly recognizable artstyle,
what happened?
@Vidmastereon @Immahnoob @bronze @smugumin Some CoD4 reverse engineering/decomp project had a good point, in that why they did it was to relive the days before everything used the same engine, with outsourced devs and AI/corporate whores everywhere.
https://lwss.github.io/Duty-Of-Kisak/

"Most of the legendary Game Studios let their sensei’s retire without passing on their knowledge. Many of these studios live on in name-only. (not naming any, and I’m not hinting at IW here, the mobygames credits tracking for COD4 is still pretty solid)

Custom engines are extremely rare and require a huge bankroll.

Models, textures, animation, and more is outsourced to 3rd world contractors (See Starfield credits). AI is being integrated right now to further degrade the artisanship.

FPS optimization is an afterthought.

Coders are “managed” by non-technical business majors who put them into a box. They are assigned tasks from a sprint instead of being self-driven and just doing what makes obvious sense.

(There’s more points I could make, but you get the Idea)"
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