>"These measurements are essential, because during combat your roll may cause you to accidentally start raping your opponent, and how many hitpoints they lose depends on the mismatch between the circumference of your appendage and their orifice."

Why didn't I know learn about this sooner?

**matrix07012** · Mar 23, 2020, 18:17

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**GABLIN SLAYER 🔪** @zemichi@pl.smuglo.li · Mar 23, 2020, 18:17

Mar 23, 2020, 18:17

GABLIN SLAYER 🔪 @zemichi@pl.smuglo.li

Holy shit
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**matrix07012** · Mar 23, 2020, 17:11

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**Infected Moomin** @moonman@shitposter.club · Mar 23, 2020, 17:11

Mar 23, 2020, 17:11

Infected Moomin @moonman@shitposter.club

who rembers zip bombs

**matrix07012** @matrix@gameliberty.club · Mar 23, 2020, 17:09

**matrix07012** @matrix@gameliberty.club · Mar 23, 2020, 17:09

Mar 23, 2020, 17:09

matrix07012 @matrix@gameliberty.club

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**matrix07012** · Mar 23, 2020, 17:05

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**cool_boy_mew** @coolboymew@shitposter.club · Mar 23, 2020, 17:05

Mar 23, 2020, 17:05

cool_boy_mew @coolboymew@shitposter.club

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**matrix07012** · Mar 23, 2020, 16:50

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🍤 @cereal@shitposter.club · Mar 23, 2020, 16:50

Mar 23, 2020, 16:50

🍤 @cereal@shitposter.club

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**matrix07012** @matrix@gameliberty.club · Mar 23, 2020, 16:54

**matrix07012** @matrix@gameliberty.club · Mar 23, 2020, 16:54

Mar 23, 2020, 16:54

matrix07012 @matrix@gameliberty.club

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**matrix07012** · Mar 23, 2020, 16:47

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**tuxcralting** @tuxcrafting@letsalllovela.in · Mar 23, 2020, 16:47

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tuxcralting @tuxcrafting@letsalllovela.in

@igeljaeger >childfree
thankfully

**matrix07012** · Mar 23, 2020, 16:46

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**悪役イーゲル** @igeljaeger@jpop.club · Mar 23, 2020, 16:46

Mar 23, 2020, 16:46

悪役イーゲル @igeljaeger@jpop.club

just another loon

**matrix07012** · Mar 23, 2020, 16:03

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**tuxcralting** @tuxcrafting@letsalllovela.in · Mar 23, 2020, 16:03

Mar 23, 2020, 16:03

tuxcralting @tuxcrafting@letsalllovela.in

after bernie sanders, i am now the world's second antisemitic jew

**matrix07012** · Mar 23, 2020, 16:01

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**taylor** @nik@letsalllovela.in · Mar 23, 2020, 16:01

Mar 23, 2020, 16:01

taylor @nik@letsalllovela.in

i uh----what

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**matrix07012** @matrix@gameliberty.club · Mar 23, 2020, 15:26

**matrix07012** @matrix@gameliberty.club · Mar 23, 2020, 15:26

Mar 23, 2020, 15:26

matrix07012 @matrix@gameliberty.club

2020 vs 1942

**matrix07012** · Mar 22, 2020, 05:00

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**namnoom** @namnoom@shitposter.club · Mar 22, 2020, 05:00

Mar 22, 2020, 05:00

namnoom @namnoom@shitposter.club

This place is falling apart.

**matrix07012** @matrix@gameliberty.club · Mar 23, 2020, 15:17

**matrix07012** @matrix@gameliberty.club · Mar 23, 2020, 15:17

Mar 23, 2020, 15:17

matrix07012 @matrix@gameliberty.club

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**matrix07012** @matrix@gameliberty.club · Mar 23, 2020, 15:16

**matrix07012** @matrix@gameliberty.club · Mar 23, 2020, 15:16

Mar 23, 2020, 15:16

matrix07012 @matrix@gameliberty.club

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**matrix07012** · Mar 23, 2020, 15:16

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**🌺 Cat Pöñíçkøvā** @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz · Mar 23, 2020, 15:16

Mar 23, 2020, 15:16

🌺 Cat Pöñíçkøvā @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

TIL: corona beer is not very good

**matrix07012** · Mar 23, 2020, 15:13

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@Jain@blob.cat · Mar 23, 2020, 15:13

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