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when i created an NSA account on SPC many people believed it was actually the NSA. one guy got extremely agitated and blocked. So I kept creating new accounts for government agencies that said things like "Culinary Institute of America" or "Bureau of US Indian Affairs (not NSA) and the guy just went insane.
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soviet joke
Soviet police announces that no one is allowed outside his house after 7:00PM. At 6:30PM, a policeman notices someone outside and shoots him. His fellow policeman asks "Why did you shoot him? He had 30 more minutes until 7:00!" The policeman replied "I know where he lives, he would have never made it in time."
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The fact that EU doesn't have borders is completely fucking useless anyway because you have to stand fucking forever for the fucking toll boths 
I understand why countries like Croatia, Italy etc have them though. They absolutely milk the tourists. Taking a highway from east to west in Italy costs only a bit less than a year highway pass in Czechia.
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I DON'T CARE ABOUT ETHAN RALPH
Goddammit my ass and neck hurt from the ride and there's still six hours before us tomorrow.
I'm going to France today
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