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dude gave me $20 today and told me i was the best live performer he'd ever heard.
then a guy told my mom she had a beautiful boy xD

Tom Cruise believes in literal science fiction and yet is still saner than most of Hollywood

The internet was invented as a quick way to share porn and cats. It was never meant as a military communication network.

Linus screws up all his battery spot welds while this dude just hotglues then spot welds an ebike battery in his kitchen without any safety precautions :omegalul:
youtube.com/watch?v=6SL7l2tN3f

@matrix as Putin would say, it's not rape, it's just a strategic forced entry

@matrix if only they would rape real women like that, they've got negative birth rates

Twerking is just.... boring.

Not only are you hoeing yourself, but at least make it actually interesting to look at.

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