Using Math to Find When Your Dad is Coming Back with the Milk
@matrix "who get sexually aroused" is a very tame way of putting it.
I prefer to use the term "splooge over my keyboard" and "have the keyboard repairman look suspiciously at me as I bring it in for repair the 10th time this month over suspicious liquid damage"
I'm the joke, but you're the punchline.
I run this website. I like posting funnies and fugging lolis.