If you're wondering what the #JohnMastodon thing is about...
...here you go. Captured by the Wayback Machine for you, as the author has since realised he'd misread the Join Mastodon account name. 😂
And thusly, the legend of John Mastodon is born.
I'm the joke, but you're the punchline.
I run this website. I like posting funnies and fugging lolis.