Prosthetic milkers: $500 dollars
Trolling everyone into taking you seriously: Priceless
PSA: Have you been a DS homebrew developer in 2008-2009? AntonioND is leading a project to archive lost versions of PAlib - maybe you have some on your hard drive? (PALib_*.7z files)
List and more information: https://github.com/AntonioND/palib-archive/
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