I found my old Win9X thin client! Remember getting this little thing after watching Phil's Computer Lab video, though I managed to go even lower than Windows 98SE, despite the first ATI Radeon not having native Windows 95 support.
This thing worked remarkably well for a Transmeta Crusoe-based PC. Behaved more or less like a Pentium II machine, enough juice for the vast majority of 199x-2000 games.
This is so fucking funny
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2686900/Churn_Vector/
I'm the joke, but you're the punchline.
I run this website. I like posting funnies and fugging lolis.