Evil Monkey hates his nickname. He’s not evil, he’s just a Nazi! Mort finds his plea endearing and reasonable
Sneakers O'Toole can only say "Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger" except they replace the t in tigger with an N
Muriel and Neil walk in on Mort jerking off to big booty ebony snowballing porn. They big him to stop as the pharmacy is flooded by his massive orgasms.
Sneakers O'Toole keeps trying to explain that him taking his sneakers off will trigger a global race war spanning centuries
I'm the joke, but you're the punchline.
I run this website. I like posting funnies and fugging lolis.