matrix07012 @matrix@gameliberty.club

I wanna fuck Ahsoka Tano now

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

Things that have happened since Cyberpunk was announced:
- 2 Resident Evil Remakes
- 2 The Last of Us
- 2 Rockstar open world games
- 2 Dark Souls
- 3 Gears of War
- 11 Call of Dutys
- 9 Assassin's Creeds
- 2 God of Wars
- 3 Miyazaki games
- 2 Uncharted's
- 2 Devil May Cry's
- 3 Watch Dogs
- 2 games and 1 Kojima demo
- 2 Nomura games
- 1 The Last Guardian
- Announcement that Final Fantasy Versus 13 became FFXV and launch
- Baldur's Gate 3 launched
- Diablo 4 has been announced
- Kingdoms hearts and a prologue
- Announcement and launch of Shenmue 3
- Announcement and launch of FF VII Remake
- 2 Fallouts
- 4 Battlefields
- Ouya was born and died
- 2 World Cups
- 1 entire Star Wars trilogy
- Crash came back with a remastered trilogy, won a racing spin off and a mainline sequel.
- 6 Yakuzas
- 5 JoJo animations
- 2 Popes
- 2 Spider-man reboots in theaters
- 3 Avengers movies
- Death of the Wii U and birth of the Switch
- Launch of PlayStation 4 and PlayStation 5
- Xbox One and Xbox Series launch
- Stadia's birth and his future death
- Shingeki no Kyojin was in its first season and now Cyberpunk will launch 3 days after its last season
- Skyrim in the Fridge