matrix07012 @matrix@gameliberty.club

There are two types of smoke alarm. One of 'em ain't so good.

Which one is better? Now that's a burning question. Also, don't start tearing apart smoke alarms and playing with the americium. It's mostly harmless when outside your body but if it gets in there can be trouble.

https://youtu.be/DuAeaIcAXtg

#loli #nsfw

So, it's here

#loli #nsfw

>be me
>open the fediverse
>99 notification because some guy decided to tag me in a hellthread
>sigh
>scrolls down to the thread anyway
>picture of Mario showing his urethra suddenly pops out
>no NSFW label
>sister saw what I'm doing
>stares at me like I'm the worst degenerates ever existed
>said to her that this website isn't about that kind of thing
>as a proof I scroll down in front of her to show that I'm at no fault here
>next post is about a guy posting some futanari shit
>the look on her face

IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHITHOLE.

Why can I not type 🥛‍🍫 (U+1F95B,U+200D,U+1F36B) to make chocolate milk? Or 🥛‍🍓 (U+1F95B,U+200D,U+1F353) to make strawberry milk?

Hell, use skin tone modifiers so I can easily represent the level of chocolate in the milk!
🥛‍🏻, 🥛‍🏼, 🥛‍🏽, 🥛‍🏾, 🥛‍🏿

What even is the point of Unicode?

Sure glad I have 🫃, 🏳️‍⚧️, 🏳️‍🌈,👨‍❤️‍👨,👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨,👬,👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 and even 👪 but not fucking chocolate or strawberry milk. Glad to see the Unicode Consortium has their priorities in order.

I fucking hate this gay earth and I fucking hate the antichrist

@matrix siegecucks be seething