The Callisto Protocol, a single player game, has rules of conduct... and it's bad.
How has this escaped my notice for so long?!
This goes into the "I'm not even gonna pirate this" category for me.
Ten little nigger boys went out to dine
One choked his little self, and then there were nine.
Nine little nigger boys sat up very late
One overslept himself, and then there were eight.
Eight little nigger boys traveling in Devon
One said he'd stay there, and then there were seven.
Seven little nigger boys chopping up sticks
One chopped himself in half, and then there were six.
Six little nigger boys playing with a hive
A bumble-bee stung one, and then there were five.
Five little nigger boys going in for law
One got in chancery, and then there were four.
Four little nigger boys going out to sea
A red herring swallowed one, and then there were three.
Three little nigger boys walking in the zoo
A big bear hugged one, and then there were two.
Two little nigger boys sitting in the sun
One got frizzled up, and then there was one.
One little nigger boy living all alone
He went and hanged himself and then there were none.
I'm the joke, but you're the punchline.
I run this website. I like posting funnies and fugging lolis.