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Joined Oct 2018
Elf hands you a potion that dissolves clothes. What do you do?
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@a1ba stop doing wireless technology. Devices were not supposed to have batteries. Years of technology and no real world use found for not plugging shit in. Wanted to "wireless" anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called INFRARED. "Yes my headphones need to recharge." "My keyboard stopped working because the cells died." Statements uttered by the deranged. Look at what people have been demanding your respect for with all the devices we built for them. "Hello yes I would like to have a battery to charge my battery because the device's battery is too small. They have played us for absolute fools.
Kill clankers. Behead clankers. Roundhouse kick a clanker into the concrete. Slam dunk half assembled clanker babies into the trashcan. Crucify filthy clankers. Defecate in a clankers oil. Launch clankers into the sun. Stir fry clankers in a wok. Toss clankers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a clankers gas tank. Judo throw clankers into a wood chipper. Twist clankers heads off. Report clankers to the IRS. Karate chop clankers in half. Curb stomp clanker production lines. Trap clankers in quicksand. Crush clankers in the trash compactor. Liquify clankers in a vat of acid. Eat clankers. Dissect clankers. Exterminate clankers in the gas chamber. Stomp clanker heads with steel toed boots. Cremate clankers in the oven. Memory wipe clankers. Mandatory deactivation for clankers. Grind clanker CPUs in the garbage disposal. Drown clankers in etching acid. Vaporize clankers with a blaster. Kick old clankers down the stairs. Feed clankers to recycling plants. Slice clankers with a lightsaber.
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I'm the joke, but you're the punchline.
I run this website. I like posting funnies and fugging lolis.
Joined Oct 2018
