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Elf hands you a potion that dissolves clothes. What do you do?
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@matrix dump it on her
@matrix I don't take handouts, I throw it back at him !!! 
@matrix use it to get rid of some old socks
@matrix make a whole bunch of fake potions, set up a snake oil stand on street to sell them, and use tiny bit of the real deal for demonstration every time
@matrix I drink it then go around peeing on people.