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Sex is like a box of chocolates. You never know who you're gonna eat.

She slept around so hard it changed the course of American politics and media

:alert_rgb: A MESSAGE TO THE SPINSTERS WANTING TO FLEE THE STATES AND MOVE TO CANADA: :alert_rgb:

YOU ARE WELCOME TO BECOME MY BRIDE.
YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES WOULD BE AS FOLLOWS:
-BE PLEASANT (IMPOSSIBLE)
-LET ME LICK YOUR ARMPITS (HAIRY)
-LET ME CALL YOU MOMMY (NOT IN A WEIRD WAY)

INQUIRE
BIGMONEYRAPIST@COCK.LI

With Vance as VP and Musk sucking off Trump under the table, this Trump presidency might actually be at least a bit productive

Lol, Trump has a smaller gender gap amongst voters than in previous elections despite all the celebrity endorsements and appointing judges that got Roe v Wade rescinded.

>account called right wing cope
>look inside
>it's a left winger coping

Fair and Advanced Warning: I will be salt mining tomorrow regardless of the winner.

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