@alyx stems from ownership that most men feel over women. subverting it as a fetish

@canidaeportent@kiwifarms.cc
But my parents told me not the spray the microwave

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And THAT FUCKING SMELL AFTER YOU KILL THEM, I HATE THHAATT

@canidaeportent@kiwifarms.cc
I hate ants so much, I hate them, they were eating the old french toast, but I'm scared to touch them, but I got the plate and drown the ants in the sink, ARGHHHHHH😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

@canidaeportent@kiwifarms.cc
THERE'S ANTS IN MY MICROWAVE

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I'm so pissed right now

I was on honeymoon with my wife in Los Vegas when we bumped into Ellen Degeneres in the hotel room lobby. I was super excited to meet such a big celebrity but she pretended that she didn't see us. A couple minutes later, some security guards dragged my wife away kicking and screaming and I was detained by a police officer who told me that Ellen took fancy to my wife and decided to exercise her right to Prima Nocta. What a total bitch!
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