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@realcaseyrollins jesus seems like he must have been a pretty cool guy

thats the closest to religion talk you'll get out of me though.

but i also dont care (in the good way) like, do what you want, believe what you want, just be nice. not enough people are nice on the internet

@steakwipe I think being kind is one of the most important things one can do, but it's something sadly that society seems to have cast to the wayside.

Jesus said that loving your neighbor was the second most important commandment for a reason!

@steakwipe Listening to other people talk about their depression and trying to cheer them up is more my speed but this sounds fun too

Certain internet arguments will always be remembered if your opponent is stupid enough

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Wait @DianaKlausner@gab.com got rid of her account?

I remember her scorning me because I was a "civilian" lol

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@realcaseyrollins P.S. puberty actually does not feel that great for some reason...

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#JorgeJames: #ElizabethWarren, how do you keep up with her boyfriend

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#JoeBiden: "I'm married to a dead woman?

I'm so straight even my eyes are heterochromatic

Sorry Ms. Jackson
I am for real
I never meant to make your daughter cry
But I don't apologize because she's manipulative and tried to play with my heart and she deserves someone who's actually the toy she's looking for and I hope she finds it but that ain't me so I had to do it

I hope you understand, Ms Jackson
After all
I am for real

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