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Why do we need 40,000 ICUs for less than 5,000 ICU patients suffering from ? smh.

all of these beautiful single women are gravitating around me and they all want to fuck me for plot reasons

Trump Burns Media with Montage of MEDIA Downplaying Virus
President Trump's staff needs to make more of these video montages to prove the liberal media are inveterate liars and cannot be trusted to report the truth. youtu.be/fQSPM5SHzdU

Question: If you're under house arrest, can you still invite people and throw parties?

We've developed such advanced technology…that still needs to be rebooted periodically for some reason.
Apparently a NASCAR driver said nigger on Twitch during a virtual race and got suspended.

An Apple employee laughed because I bought a new MacBook Air | ZDNet

I asked a currently idle Apple store employee about my new MacBook Air. He offered robust views.

zdnet.com/article/an-apple-emp

You can reduce your risk for cognitive impairment by half if you closely follow the Mediterranean diet, known for its emphasis on vegetables, whole grains, fish, and olive oil, according to two new studies. cnn.it/3ciz1te 

2020-04-14, 12:20:05
twitter.com/CNN/status/1250036

🔁 Tim Pool Retweeted:
Nando @nandorvila

"The Biden campaign didn't like it so we deleted the sentence" is basically what Dean Baquet, Editor of the New York Times, is saying here twitter.com/timcast/status/124
#Tim_Pool #Biden #NewYork

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sorry officer, but i'm not driving a car, it's an air plane without wings so traffic code does not apply to me
officer shocked!

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"Last year I was right.

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