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Daily reminder that you can literally fuck anime girls online! Just visit fbi.gov/

apparently there are twitter users moving here again so in answer to your questions, 'federation' is a feature of mastodon where eugen comes into your house with a couple of lads and beats you up with 2 by 4s every month or so unless you've sent him at least one picture of a cat in the meantime

@vriska Ah. Well, also don't do things that cause that.

Okay, do the things that produce the best outcome.

Potentially NSFW 

It's an unsettling thought to think about why, and I am shocked.

@p @icedquinn @l0wk3y @sjw@neckbeard.xyz @shebang To me, the coolest thing about this ad is that the guy who made it, , does the official remixes for 's songs

@p @icedquinn @l0wk3y @sjw You know, I should buy some turboforce. I seriously should.

I could use that as an excuse to act crazy at work.

“Nooooo, I’m not being hormonal — THAT’S TURBOFORCE!”

also its really just caffeine packets and that really is always useful.

So the nanomachines broadcast just had a few minutes of Alex Jones and the other hosts are seriously boring as hell. So I watched the previous one, because I got the :alexjonesbald: Alex :alexjonessmile2: Jones :alexdenton: blue :alexjonesdemons: balls :alexjonesbrain:, and that one is here: https://www.bitchute.com/video/FfCdgkM3uIN1/

In the middle, something *happens*. That's the link, you can see for yourself. A *thing* starts to *happen* and continues to *happen* for nearly two minutes.

This, this is that thing:
eat_your_ass--official_song.mp4…
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