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My brother is playing and just let out a massive squawk before screaming "Wasabi!!" and then slamming his hands down on the table.

Like what the heck dude, it's 1:29 AM

@Meeper @realcaseyrollins men be tired of gorls lying at damn near everything, even their looks.

@realcaseyrollins It’s interesting to see that nobody chose the last two options

At what amount of makeup do you typically find women to be most attractive?

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@CSB Just because you created an account on Parler doesn't mean you're alt-right. I'm probably dead center politically speaking and don't want to see voices on either side...silenced.

People are so naive: Parler is considered to be nest of alt-right and yet people open accounts there using their photo, so co-workers could recognize.

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Q. What's the difference between Los Angeles and yogurt?
A. Yogurt has a living, active culture.

Best believe next semester imma see how high I can get 😉

Sugar high, muchachos, sugar high.

@Oblivia @alex I should really try recruiting more friends to my instance. I do have other people on here, but the last local-timeline post that isn't me was ... April 27th

None of the birds I have left are of my own making. This one, named for how hot she gets when not flying fast, was made by a man who owned a drone shop in town. A shop closing amid the economic chaos... I hold it close to my heart. That shop made it possible for me to get into this hobby.

@pie The chanting over animal sacrifices thing isn't accurate. (I should know, I'm a myself)

One thing we don't talk about enough in the fediverse is other #admins. Admins are the lifeblood of the fediverse, yet they are often fallible and are invested for various reasons.

It's also important that admins stick together, because otherwise proprietary social media wins.
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