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So somebody said that wearing a mask to protect you from the Rona is like putting up a fence to stop mosquitos.

What I wanna know is where were the All Countries Matter crowd during Canada Day

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I love how my friends who were all like "don't celebrate the fourth of July" set off fireworks last night 😂

@maxmustermann inb4 it turns out the protestor was not innocent.

how many times have these "TOTALLY PEACEFUL" protestors turned out to have been aggressors against the driver when you uncrop the footage :blobcatverifiedfake:

Serious climbers were climbing up and down the cliffs. It was scary to watch.

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Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has
the feeling that there is nothing important to do.

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To celebrate #420Day I'll be saying "motherflerking" now

I think, taking in too much data can make you sick.

is simultaneously guaranteeing that wins while also guaranteeing that he doesn't win in a landslide

would be proud

ooof i'm too excited. i'll be tracking my most hated enemy that day. they think they're all that.

Yo Democrats should treat history how my sister treats individual show plots cuz she keeps telling me what happens next

Democrats only tell you how it starts and why it should make you mad lol

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