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The full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until you multiply the
number of your kids by thirty-two teeth.

RT @MrAndyNgo
Far-left protesters are already congregating around the closed park in Portland. They tried to interfere with the arrest of a protester:

oh and fuck this this is too much effort for something so trivial
whatever programming time

As the muzzle mandates proliferate around me, I'm putting this where I can find it if needed.

Went downstairs to get my cup

Got downstairs, forgot why I went there

Went upstairs, remembered that I needed to get my cup

Turned and saw my cup and realized I forgot that I forgot to bring my cup downstairs with me earlier

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