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@​nik @​rizzo oh i just got stabbed by a bush

My brother is playing and just let out a massive squawk before screaming "Wasabi!!" and then slamming his hands down on the table.

Like what the heck dude, it's 1:29 AM

@Meeper @realcaseyrollins men be tired of gorls lying at damn near everything, even their looks.

@realcaseyrollins It’s interesting to see that nobody chose the last two options

At what amount of makeup do you typically find women to be most attractive?

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@CSB Just because you created an account on Parler doesn't mean you're alt-right. I'm probably dead center politically speaking and don't want to see voices on either side...silenced.

People are so naive: Parler is considered to be nest of alt-right and yet people open accounts there using their photo, so co-workers could recognize.

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Q. What's the difference between Los Angeles and yogurt?
A. Yogurt has a living, active culture.

Best believe next semester imma see how high I can get 😉

Sugar high, muchachos, sugar high.

@Oblivia @alex I should really try recruiting more friends to my instance. I do have other people on here, but the last local-timeline post that isn't me was ... April 27th

None of the birds I have left are of my own making. This one, named for how hot she gets when not flying fast, was made by a man who owned a drone shop in town. A shop closing amid the economic chaos... I hold it close to my heart. That shop made it possible for me to get into this hobby.
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