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BREAKING NEWS: The Mortality Rate for the China Virus in the U.S. is just about the LOWEST IN THE WORLD! Also, Deaths in the U.S. are way down, a tenfold decrease since the Pandemic height (and, our Economy is coming back strong!). twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/st #Trump #China #virus

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I need a drink. I'm dejected.

— Cerol Atuldegël, Administrator

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Part of me wonders if I mentioned this or not but I can't get more than 7.5 hrs of sleep? Ever?

Me: The Civil War was over slavery

Him: No it wasn't

Me: What was it over then

Him: Property

Me: What property

Him: Slaves

@seanking @realcaseyrollins That'll break after one drop because all the rich people go without cases

@realcaseyrollins Oh its a good choice, and a thematic classic. Although, I suspect by the time you cash your last cheque that meme will be like 60 years out of recognition.

@shebang 😂😂

For me it's because Astronomia is a song that accompanies a meme of people dancing during funerals...fitting both for a death and a celebration of a life

To an admin, Pleroma is 10x better than Mastodon, but to an average social media user, neither Mastodon nor Pleroma is 10x better than Twitter.

@realcaseyrollins depends, by and large most people I personally know are babies hahah. But if u say all women are babies, ya, its probably somewhat sexist I guess. Especially if u say men arent

@Meeper @lain Yep! It's literally the only vanilla instance I'm on

I'm on kafka.me too which is Glitch Soc

But I don't wanna leave the instances I'm on, for the moment.

@realcaseyrollins Man that's really harsh. Going against the flow can be a lonely path. Stay resilient and authentic and happy birthday from someone one the other side of the world.

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