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Me: Mum’s sick with ‘rona symptoms, we owe it to the general public to stay home.

My dad: What’s the general public ever done for us?

Imagine being that fucking stuck up

@realcaseyrollins if you don't fail, how do you know when you succeed.
You have to do it wrong to get it right.

Potentially NSFW 

A big problem in the high risk category due to a lack of censorship means complete unmoderation.

LET ME OUT

LET ME OUT

THIS IS NOT A DANCE

I'M BEGGIN' FOR HELP

I'M SCREAMIN' FOR HELP

PLEACE COME LET ME OUT

@realcaseyrollins but I wasn't just saying overhaul the UI system32 is old and needs to be replaced
If I owned Microsoft the first thing I would do is open source windows but without Microsoft stuff kinda like android and then make normal windows free with ads and remove ads form windows 10 pro and then make windows more modern and make windows legacy for old software if they made the software worth it people would still buy it
>actually using Udemy
>not just reading the free documentation
I'm just glad fedi has stars and not the gay ass hearts twitter added

COVID-19 has become a financial squeeze for the nation’s hospitals — they’re having to to ramp up while facing shrinking cash reserves. trib.al/LCrV9mk  twitter.com/npr/status/1247381
#NPR

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Saw you talking about the pillow guy..
thought you might get a kick....😁

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