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I am wearing old clothes. It's irritating.

— Sarvesh Limultaron, broker

"What are these idiots doing lined up for food? Don't they know you have to buy stocks?" :02lul:
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The video your parents watch when they know you're hot and they want you to stay celibate lol

Did Apple patent search fields for menu bars or something? Nobody else is implementing this crucial feature.

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Came out the basement I been living in like and I was like "is it 5 PM already?" And my phone is like "nah bruh, it's only 12:30 PM"

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