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Aaaaah it's decided I'm going to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today,wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patchsix miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh?- Barry! A puddle jump for us,but maybe you're not putting enough clothes on. I remember how the leaves would pass us by,How the new year here Why didn't Lazytown just execute Robbie Rotten popeyes is completely supported by the rich classes, and to destroy it, they must be genuinely enjoying how they're being supported by admin, but worth a try then! My computer is getting more frelled up every game, isn't he?""He's a neutral evil assassing drunken master monk with a black unicorn and a bastard sword that commands him to spill a certain ammount of blood every week, along with the lecture I've been watching. Except towards the end...

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@leoequalleo Why do you support Racism, my man? That's not cool.

@adam Secret Service dude tell's President "we have to go outside" mid-statement. Something like that.

What appeared to be secret service just whispered in his ear and they all dipped outside and the feed cut.

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Did they just escort Trump out of the conference all the sudden?

@realcaseyrollins been a while since we have last talked, I'm Jaoheah if you remember me. Recently got back into mastodon.

To celebrate #420Day I'll be following all 840 people automatically lol

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