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Me: How come black people make up all the white people dances, but when black people do the dances they're called white? (Referring to the Whip and the Nae Nae, specifically)

My sister: I don't know, I don't think about stupid stuff.

Me: But society is one big giant thing filled with stupidity. Are you just not going to think about the world around you?

that was the best moment of Melania's husband, quote: "it's true, it comes from China"

boom! burn!

I haven't eaten sashimi for 2 months. 😿

Getting so tired of going to work one day after the next.

Demi Lovato - Reactions to Demi Lovato’s “I Love Me” | Watch This youtube.com/watch?v=S1ajVx9hL4

I'm hungry but too scared to go out to eat due to virus outbreak.

Fasting for the win!

Catch it, bin it, kill it, and unionise to keep the world safe, comrade

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