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My Internet is flickering in and out idk if I'm gonna make it bois

@IronMan.

Bri: Good meowing! Time to get up and feed us, mister!

Me: ......

🤣😻 #Caturday.

Thank you Mastodon for helping redistribute moneys over this past week. Also, thank the gods for #ThirstAid!

since its #caturday we would like to name this month old kitten 'Link', after @hyperlink

Thanks Hyperlink the Dog!

Potentially NSFW 

I like to be a victim."

"domming a free software girl into using a proprietary chat service" is the sort of thing that can literally only happen here
@overflow No, and I won't do it to keep a job either.

As a result I have a very wide range of skills and experience, and make more money than most of the people on the Fediverse by a pretty large margin.

I've been injured badly. I feel hopeless.

— Dumat Ubbulastis, Clothier

Telegram is down for a few months? I wonder...

Death is all around us. This is truly horrifying.

— Tekkud Logemidek, Animal Caretaker

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