The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.”
The boy replied, “Well then, just give me my money back.”
Farmer: “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Boy: “OK, then just unload the donkey.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Boy: “I’m going to raffle him off.”
Farmer: “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”
Boy: “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he is dead.”
A month later the farmer saw the boy again and asked, “What happened with that dead donkey?”
The boy replied, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $998.00.”
Farmer: “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Boy: “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back.”
That boy's name? Albert Einstein.
🗡This sneak peek of @historyvikings' final episodes hints that it may not be over for one of our favorites https://trib.al/kytLnul https://twitter.com/TVGuide/status/1286756732061065217
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Re Benjamin Bolen, 36, was charged for assault of a federal officer at riot outside the Portland federal courthouse on 13 July. Bolen was previously arrested at a riot after Trump's election win. For the record: I am suing him for assaulting me last year. http://archive.vn/2neSf https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1286748923407654912 #Election #Portland #Trump
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@p @georgia @Rude @cowanon @jojo @realcaseyrollins Sorry to interject, but Black Bloc in Seattle, 19999: youtube.com/watch?v=-t13R6ej-WQ
I've moved over to @realcaseyrollins for my private account
This is literally just here to archive my old posts now