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He’s resting now! It’s the cat of our former neighbor but she’s moving out and the house is empty. She did leave the cat since ‘it’s easier’.. she said she will come everyday to check on him but I don’t believe a word knowing her..

Past night he was out on the roof meowing at me so I got his trust and he accepted food and water, today I pspspsp on the balcony and there he was! So fed him a nice meal and gave him lots of attention♥️😻 the poor thing is so skinny..

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Just realized that before I was slightly authoritarian, now I'm slightly libertarian

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Whatever they did ruined the NFTS partition so I guess I gotta fix that first 🤷🏾‍♂️

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My siblings destroyed on their laptop by downloading random stuff so I'm switching them to

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, that the chicken crossed the road. The Fake News wants write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.

AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! 🥚 should be able to lay 🐔.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

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