🎄tomie🎄 @tomie@gameliberty.club
♡ i identify as an eldritch horror beyond human comprehension ♡
♡ normally I don't fedpost, but in case I ever do: it's all fiction in the genre of satire and has nothing in common with tangible reality ♡
Joined Dec 2023
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Aeroperu Flight 603 crash (1996)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQRfnXBBPGE
The most hillarious series of fuckups and misunderstandings leading to a leisurely descent into the ocean at night.
Simplified:
> maintenance team does a paintjob
> forgets to remove masking tape from sensors
> pilot does not notice
> night flight over the ocean
> sensor is erratic and then gets stuck at 9700 feet and 370 knots
> crew decides to return to airport
> throttle too low due to confusion
> backup (radar) altimeter starts going crazy with warnings
> crew asks tower for altitude
> tower is receiving altitude from the airplane and the controller does not know it
> trust the controller
> listen to "too low, terrain" for a few minutes
> do nothing
> bounce of the water and crash
>my sims on switch
absolutely royal 
jews complaining about the lack of representation in Hollywood was not on my bingo card today
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everyone who sings on non-musical streams unprompted should be a subject of additional taxes for being a public nuisance
🎄tomie🎄
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Men are not completely human but genetically are in part of a parasitic origin & the origin of the parasite is unknown..
& is why males for all of their history have seen themselves as something other to the 100% real deal humans aka females and mercilessly splattered their brains in at every opportunity..
because the only way males can exist is to murder females first
& is why males for all of their history have seen themselves as something other to the 100% real deal humans aka females and mercilessly splattered their brains in at every opportunity..
because the only way males can exist is to murder females first
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>"but it only takes several seconds to mind someone's new pronouns/new name/literal systems"
I would rather spend the rest of my life working at Deforestation Inc and buying Wonderbread in bulks than waste a single moment on this
🎄tomie🎄
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Never forget that many of these corpo ghouls who look down their noses and sneer at you for daring to oppose the system whose hierarchy they've spent their lives climbing have allowed themselves to be subjected to unfathomable humiliations to get where they are.
RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/b4e469c1-677e-417c-ba17-53c4363b47a5
RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/b4e469c1-677e-417c-ba17-53c4363b47a5
♡ i identify as an eldritch horror beyond human comprehension ♡
♡ normally I don't fedpost, but in case I ever do: it's all fiction in the genre of satire and has nothing in common with tangible reality ♡
Joined Dec 2023
