Admittedly, I haven't been on AliExpress much ever since finally finding the right color wig my doll needed but here's some weird shit from the last few days because I ordered some clothes.
The full body stocking is just cursed. It looks like something you would find in a crime scene! I would be very scared of the zipper breaking for this junk and being trapped.
Next is a crying banana keychain (with sound) that was fused together with a cat. It sounds as terrible as it looks!