Looking through AliExpress weird products is a guilty pleasure of mine

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Admittedly, I haven't been on AliExpress much ever since finally finding the right color wig my doll needed but here's some weird shit from the last few days because I ordered some clothes.

The full body stocking is just cursed. It looks like something you would find in a crime scene! I would be very scared of the zipper breaking for this junk and being trapped.

Next is a crying banana keychain (with sound) that was fused together with a cat. It sounds as terrible as it looks!

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Here's the awful crying banana cat in action. The way the girl smacks the shit out of it kills me :kekw:

These are supposed to be "gifts" but if someone gave me something this awful, I will just assume they hate me.

@veru bruh the body bag thing would be great if it was actually insulating. I would leave my face out for sure but for camping when it's a little cold out but not cold enough for like a -30 degree bag that could be nice.

I'm sure most people who are buying that are using it for sex stuff though lol.

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