Metroid Dread spoiler 

The game begins by reminding me that Samus is vaccinated.

Literally unplayable

Metroid Dread spoiler 

@LukeAlmighty Glad I'm not the only one who recognizes this. But, Samus was already injected with Chozo DNA long before the vaccine, so it's probably not a big deal for her.

Metroid Dread spoiler 

@xianc78
Damn, she's collecting foreign DNA faster then a white girl at college.

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Metroid Dread spoiler 

@LukeAlmighty If you look up rule 34 of Samus you will find pics of her with feathers on her vagina.

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re: Metroid Dread spoiler 

@xianc78 @LukeAlmighty Only good part of dread was us finally getting monster girl Samus. I just want a Metroid game that doesnt hold my hand anymore like a baby.
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